10 rules fror dating my daughter

Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. It's all about appearance, intelligence, and good manners with fathers.

Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Talk with them about their business and show interest in what they have to say.

Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. So I guess I broke about 5 of the rules and three of them didn't apply.I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Talk about your educational endeavors and what you plan on doing with your life.Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. ******** ROTFLMAO That's about how it seemed while I was dating the girl who would eventually become my wife. Talk to them about politics, although if you are on the wrong side, this may be like walking on pins and needles.Shoot, I still get the evil eye from here dad once in a while, and we've been married almost 11 years. I've got a 5-year old daughter and a 3-year old daughter. Definitely call them sir, and the utmost important thing, get the girl home the time he requires. And, if you want to get in really well, give her parents a Christmas card or a small gift.I'll be saving this for the next 15 years (at least, it'd better be at least 15 years before they even think about dating), and giving copies to any potential suitors of my daughters!!! I had a girls father hand me this list (one very similar) when he first met me. I had another girl's mother tell her to watch out for me, as "he's been around the block a few times.." As a way of making a point my wife's brother took me shooting the first time we met. If you are invited to dinner, help clean up after dinner.

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